Larson: 14, 15, new record!
Chief: Settle down, settle down. Compose yourself Smith, you look unwell. Sanders, what's happening across town?
Sanders: We've had 400 unexpected cases this week.
We've had phone calls emails through here. We've had door knocking through here.
It's all centring a big spike right here.
Chief: I think you are getting a sense of things. Smith, Larson, I need updates. How'd the bust go?
Larson: "Operation Hoover" Ma'am, mission accomplished.
We staked it out in the morning and saw the deal go down.
Smith: He had the whole offer down pat.
The top-of-the-line vacuum cleaner, deal of a lifetime.
Chief: And how did the undercover do?
Larson: She played her role quite well Ma'am and we got to say...
The scammer looked legitimate; he had the uniform, the ID.
Chief: And you got it all on tape?
Smith: Hidden camera Ma'am it's all on record.
Smith: It was the perfect scam Ma'am.
Larson: Until we busted him.
Chief: Well done team. Now, a good scam is?
Officer: Unexpected Ma'am.
Smith: Too good to be true Ma'am.
Chief: Finally, Larson...
Larson: Looks legit ma'am.
Chief: Now get out there and bust some scams!